Showers Are Tachy Tee
Let’s be real: for a Spoonie, a shower isn't a "relaxing spa moment"—it’s an Olympic endurance event. If you’ve ever sat on the floor of your tub wondering if you’re actually cleaning yourself or just training for a marathon while stationary, this shirt is for you.
Featuring a skull that perfectly captures that "I haven't had a proper upright moment since 9:00 AM" vibe, a messy bun (because holding your arms up to style hair is a cardiovascular workout), and the holy grail of chronic illness survival—Dry Shampoo.
Why You Need This Shirt:- The Tachy Truth: "Showers are Tachy" isn't just a pun; it’s a medical lifestyle. Wear your heart rate on your sleeve (literally).
- Messy Bun Official: Celebrate the hairstyle that says, "I would brush it, but gravity is currently my enemy."
- Spoonie Humor: The best way to deal with a wonky nervous system is to laugh at it before it makes you dizzy.
- Conversation Starter: Great for explainers at the doctor’s office or for identifying fellow POTSies in the wild (usually found near the electrolyte aisle).
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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